5x14 Beat Your Heart Out: Pros & Cons

Pros

1. "Use it wisely"

2. Tater tots guy says "Cracked"

Tater tots guy is my favorite intern. I like tater tots too, tater tots guy!

3. The "Anal Man" (Ashley dubs thee)

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this might be my favorite patient ever to walk awkwardly into Seattle Grace Hospital. Note to self: Don't do #9

4. Confused Meredith. Priceless. (Not nearly as good as morphine Meredith, but I'll take what I can get)

I could edit this picture into something really dirty, but I won't

5. Dr. Dixon's meltdown and the lesbian threesome that ensued (You say it's hugging, I say heavy petting)

Primetime softcore porn, for sure.

6. Meredith and Derek without all the drama and sadness

7. ARIZONA ROBBINS BEING THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS!

For the record, I legit screamed when this happened.

8. George was only on for 10 seconds

Cons

1. I had to see George for 10 seconds

2. Izzie is still alive... and using hospital equipment on herself (Expensive tests for free? But then again when was Izzie ever ethical?)

3. Christina/Hunt and the awful song choice.

I really like them as a couple, honest. But really? I know Dorrie analyzed this and found meaning but to me, a very immature person, it was totally awkward and out of place.

4. Who's this bitch?

Obviously here to mess shit up. You can tell by her blouse. What? You can't?

5. Derek doesn't propose. But honestly, this should be a PRO since the screen cap below shows how tacky the proposal would have been. Quit being cliche, Derek. Meredith would hate this:

6. THIS EPISODE WAS NOT A CROSSOVER. Well, it kind of was. But remember how ABC advertised it as a "Two hour special event"? Well the closest we got to a cross over was:

Addison: Derek

Derek: Addison?

Addison: I need you

Okay, so then I sat through Private Practice (which I hate) waiting for the crossover part. Guess what, it ended at the same moment! Tonight's episode better make up for this, or else...

In conclusion, I want to marry Arizona Robbins and be besties with Dr. Dixon (I bet she can kick it old school, for sure).

-Ashley